palescape: I bet your dick is as long as the list of fucks I give
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
runtilltheworldends: Running is different from other sports. When we run, we expect pain, in hopes that the next time it will hurt less, so that we may push ourselves even further.
dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans
Yahoo don’t fuck with my cliqur
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
immishabitch: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr.
inlovewithitalianfood: you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible it’s like the tumblr version of...
Yahoo you can go and fuck yourself
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