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littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

(via cairooo)





officialfrenchtoast:

when ur about to leave & your mom makes u do last minute chores

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thechamberofsecrets:

have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless

(via returnofuranus)





lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

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jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

(via thefuuuucomics)





barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

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cumber-collectable:

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petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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